The world's best pleasure machines, shipped fast from the Netherlands.
AI-driven stroking & suction, a free video-sync library, and AI companions that take control. Every model, sleeve and accessory: one EU shipment, 2-year warranty, discreet to your door.
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A reel of the press, reviews and reactions.
Two machines. One obsession.
Autoblow AI Ultra
The quiet, handheld, video-synced machine most people should start with.
- Syncs to 600+ free films: feel what you see
- AI girlfriends that chat and take control
- 10 built-in modes plus free downloads, no subscription
- Near-silent and handheld, just 3 lbs
- Plug-in power that never runs out mid-session
VacuGlide 2
A stationary milking machine: suction + pressure that finishes you, erection or not.
- Dynamic vacuum suction and stroke in one
- Works with or without an erection
- Build your own modes, drag and drop
- AutoPilot: set it, then press Finish me
- 13 lbs of aluminium, steel, copper and brass
Engineered to feel real.
Feel exactly what you see
Hyper-accurate sync to a free library of 600+ films tricks your brain into believing it is you on screen. Included, growing, no subscription.
A different experience every time
The AI blends 16 techniques so no two sessions feel the same: the one thing other machines cannot fake, the element of surprise.
Suction changes everything
A vacuum-producing piston sucks and strokes at once: a sensation no stroker can reach, that works with or without an erection.
Choose your machine.
Shipped discreetly from the Netherlands, with a 2 year EU warranty and support in your language.
One machine, every sensation
Swap sleeves in seconds. The Ultra fits a full range of interchangeable sleeves, so you can change the feel whenever the mood does.
Still deciding? Compare side by side.
Same AI girlfriends, same free video sync, same discreet EU shipping. Two forms, for two kinds of session.
- AI girlfriends that chat and take control
- 600+ adult films in perfect stroke sync, free
- Synced 4K VR with the largest VR library
- Secure web app, no download, any device
- Two year EU warranty, serviced from the Netherlands
- Discreet, plain box, no customs surprises
Why buy from autoblow.shop
The same machines, shipped, serviced and supported from inside the EU.
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Which machine is right for me?+
The Ultra is the best pick for most people: handheld, quiet and video synced, and the easy way in at the lower price. VacuGlide 2 adds true vacuum suction that works with or without an erection. Compare them side by side, or ask support.
How fast is delivery, and how is it shipped?+
Tracked delivery from the Netherlands, usually in 24 to 48 hours, in a plain unbranded box.
How discreet is the packaging and billing?+
A plain box with no Autoblow branding outside, a neutral sender name, and a neutral bank statement. Privacy by default.
What does the warranty cover?+
Two years on manufacturing defects, motors, charging and firmware, handled in your country and your language. No US returns.
How do returns work?+
EU based returns under your local consumer rights. You never ship anything back to the United States.
Can I get replacement sleeves and lube in the EU?+
Yes: sleeves, lube and toy cleaner are stocked in the EU and ship in the same box. No buying accessories from the US.
Are these genuine Autoblow machines?+
Yes, genuine Autoblow machines with original sleeves, serviced and supported from inside the EU.
How do I pay, and are prices final?+
iDEAL, Klarna, Bancontact, SEPA, Apple Pay and card. Prices are in euros with EU VAT included: no FX fees and no import costs at the door.
In which languages can I get support?+
Native support in 10 languages, plus step by step setup guides and videos at autoblowme.com.
